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FEEDERS AT SIX O’CLOCK!
Every morning my day begins at the same time in the same way. My clock radio goes off at 6:00. Not with soothing sounds from the local classical music station – that would just soothe me ever deeper into whatever dreams I might be having – but with a raucous electronic klaxon beep that starts loud and gradually gets louder and louder until I have to struggle upright, stuff my feet into my sneakers, stagger over to the radio (which I purposely keep completely out of reach from the bed) and punch it into silence. By then I’m awake and shod and vertical, so I keep moving.
My first task is to take a couple of prescriptions that have
to be ingested into an empty stomach. Then I make my way to the nearby
kitchen where I scoop a big plastic jar full of cheap cat chow from the
22-pound bag I keep by the refrigerator. (I keep it there mostly so that
it’s out of the road and I don’t fall over it during the day.)
After grumpily greeting my indoor cats (Gracie, Georgie,
Zander, and Miss Kitty) I work my way out to the big sliding glass doors
that open on the patio area. And I’m being waited for there, although
any given day I don’t know whether my patient figure will be Patio Cat
(a tuxedo with a sweet disposition) or Blackie (a coal-black cat with a
combative personality).
The other two cats in the current tribe on the patio are much
shyer of me, but I know they are around somewhere – Miss Perky Whiskers
(another tuxedo) and my newest whom I’m calling “Fat Blackie” because
he looks like Blackie might if he compulsively overate every day.
My first task is to fill each of two bowls to the brim with
kibble. The Big Blue Bowl (which dates back to when we had 40-pound
Keeshond dogs to feed in the kitchen) resides under an improvised
shelter out on the patio, protected from rain and wind in the winter,
sun and wind in the summer. The Bright Shiny Bowl (which is part of a
set I bought years ago for indoor use but which like the Big Blue Bowl
has the desirable asset of being virtually unbreakable) perches on the
top step, under the eaves and next to the glass panel the door slides
across, gives a backup for shy cats who might be easily bullied by
either of the Blackies.
Kibble being provided, my next task is to wrestle a stiff and
heavy garden hose over to the water basin I keep next to the bird
feeder pole, dump the stale, soiled water from overnight, rinse, then
fill with fresh, clear water for the day’s demands. Many critters depend
on this basin (and in summer I provide two basins). Not just birds,
although technically that’s why I keep it there. But also all the cats,
the possums, the raccoon family that roams the entire block, the
squirrels who live in the pine tree across the back fence, and who knows
what else.
And if it’s been dry weather, after the basin is refreshed I
water all of the herd of potted plants I keep on the patio, some of them
there for as long as ten or more years. Mostly flowers, but there are
still some fennel and rosemary plants I keep for fragrance and for
butterfly caterpillars.
Ordinarily then I’m back in the house and back to bed for at
least a few more hours. But a couple of mornings a week it’s time to
refill the six bird feeders (seven in the summer when I also maintain a
nectar feeder for hummingbirds).
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In that case I’m out to the garage, where I pop the heavy lid off
a big galvanized trash can and scoop a big pailful of sunflower seeds
out of the open bag stored in there (to protect it from vermin). Then
out on the patio again.
Each feeder (of varying age and condition) is a (commercial
plug here) Droll Yankee tubular feeder from (oddly enough) Denver,
Colorado. Droll Yankees are widely known as “The World’s Best Bird
Feeder”, which is not an exaggeration. They’re expensive, but they’re
worth every penny, because they pretty much last forever. I keep six and
haven’t had to buy a new one in several years despite heavy and rough
use. They are NOT squirrel-proof in the sense of keeping squirrels out,
but they are squirrel-proof in the sense that squirrels do not destroy
them (a fate suffered by just about every other feeder I’ve tried over
the 50+ years I’ve been feeding birds).
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They keep the seed dry and available and are simplicity to refill.
Lots of people feed a mix to their bird dependents, and
that’s fine. But I don’t care for the host of volunteer grasses and such
that always grows under a feeder with generic feed contents, so I use
straight black sunflower seeds. Everybody likes them (or at least all
the seed eaters) and any volunteer plants are easy to pull up or can
just be allowed to grow and flower. Which they often do.
If I don’t fall down, it takes me about 5 to 10 minutes max
to refill those six feeders (a couple of which hang from my house eaves
and the other four from a tall metal pole at the edge of my patio). And
then I’m good for 3-5 days of watching pleasure.
Besides the squirrels (30 generations of whom I have
supported at this house alone) I reliably get northern cardinals, purple
finches, English sparrows, chickadees, tufted titmice, whitewing doves,
and bluejays. In season I get goldfinches, redwings, grackles, and a
few local rarities like juncos and grosbeaks. And the crowd of birds
makes other, non-seed-eating species feel comfortable coming around,
like wrens, robins, and mockingbirds. For some occasional excitement,
the bird crowd may also attract a hawk once in awhile. That’s the risk
you run when you’re a bird.
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Possums and raccoons like to search the pile under the pole for
seeds that have been missed, but their chief interest is the water basin
and checking the kibble bowls for leftovers. Those bowls are always
licked clean by dawn.
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My obsession with birds and other critters can be a bit
expensive; it definitely produces a messy patio; and it reliably
interrupts my night’s sleep. But it keeps me connected with the natural
world around me and constantly entertained and learning new stuff. And
what’s the down side to that?
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