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- It’s been such a long time since we chatted, my dear old friend
Lizard. Yeah, I know you never liked being called that back in
college, but you let me do it for some reason. I guess you liked me. I
sure liked you. Still do, in fact.
- As I’m climbing up—or is that down?---the age ladder I’m lately
remembering so many of my old pals, and you dear Lizzie, were the best
of the best. I was so lucky to have you in my life and I miss you.
- I well remember when I first met you in the college grille.
Everyone was smoking, illegally of course, even the freshmen, many of
whom had never touched the evil weed but were so eager to look cool and
with it, and to not look like dorky kids who were scared out of their
bloomers because it was their first time away from home.
- You were there Liz, standing sort of on the outskirts of the
over-eager students. You were smoking long thin cigarettes and it was
obvious you’d already had more than a nodding acquaintanceship with
coffin nails. I thought you were about the snazziest girl I’d ever seen
and I pushed my way though the crowd and introduced myself to you kind
of nervously, because I was afraid you might reject me, your being so
cool and all. You did not. We became instant best friends, or as the
young ‘uns say today, “BFF.”
- Didn’t we have a wonderful year together Lizard? Somehow, we
ended up roommates at our all-girls college, a decision the dean of
students (along with her cohort in evil, the dorm-mother) would live to
regret. Remember that awful water fight we promoted amongst the other
girls in the dorm? We had white water roaring down the hallways, and it
was glorious. We surfed and splashed and sailed anything that could
float and that included our books, shoes, underwear and everyone else’s.
It wasn’t so much of a devilishly funny thing to all the parents who
had to pay for the damages, but while it was happening we were
overwhelmed with joy, running and screaming in our Baby Doll nighties,
destroying everything in our paths. Fortunately at least for most of
us, it was our first and only foray into destructive, blithesome
violence.
- Remember that time we sneaked out of college and took a bus to
New York City? In those days, as you recall, we had to sign in and out
of our dorms, but we finagled some deals with a few of our less moral
peers and managed to make our escape. We got to Port Authority in NYC,
took a cab to a hotel we’d heard was the most sinful in The Big Apple
and got into our room. What on earth did we use for money? I guess I
have managed to forget that part.
- And those phone calls all night---from men! Apparently when
young unattached girls go to that hotel, the elevator operators alert
the lascivious men hanging out in the bar, who then go on the hunt.
Remember the things they offered to us? Some actually sounded pretty
good but at least we were savvy enough to politely refuse. And some
sounded pretty terrible but we thought they were funny because we didn’t
actually know what those words meant. OMG how is it we were not---well,
we weren’t. Were there guardian angels back then? I guess. When we
left the hotel in the morning, did we pay our bill? If not, they’re
maybe still looking for us. I don’t want to mention the name of that
hotel here, because it may still be in operation.
- We roared around the big city all weekend, got a little drunk,
ate amazing foods we’d never heard of, flirted, laughed, jaywalked
whenever possible and finally had to find our way back to Port Authority
to catch a bus back to college in NJ on Sunday night. We arrived way
past the 11 PM curfew, but we were clever girls and in cahoots with
other miscreants who forged our signatures on the sign-in sheet, were on
the lookout to sneak us into the dorm, and we never got caught.
- Remember your friendship with your druggist pal back in your
home town and how he’d send you illegal diet pills whenever you wanted
them? You gave many to me, and oh my we were so thin. And happy about
that too. I think it must have been speed back then so we can add that
to our teen-aged wild-thangs resumes, but once I stopped using them and
crashed rather horridly, my days of being high were done and today all I
take is baby aspirin. I’m also not thin, Lizard. But you know that. Oh
the glory days. But we lived. Don’t ask me how, but we did.
- You got expelled the next year Liz, because for fun you pulled
that tempting fire alarm lever and all students had to march outside in
January in those Baby Dolls and everyone ratted you out. I hope I didn’t
and if I did, please, please forgive me. But you showed ‘em Lizzie—you
were accepted at the University of Cambridge in England, and became a
professor/teacher of Medieval history at a fine and famous university,
wrote amazing books, married a rich man and had four fabulous children
who today are doing extremely well. One of them works with a famous
movie star, and the other three are wealthy and happy and understand
they were blessed with a fabulous mother, and I know they’ve never
forgotten you.
- You and I saw each other often, stayed at each other’s homes
and you made me laugh so much and so hard I often thought my ribs would
break. You were so clever, brilliant, and your books---oh my, you were
way above me. Remember how you finally tracked down your biological
parents? They ran a mattress factory in Oklahoma and you found that you
had about 8 siblings, some of whom tried hard to freeload off you, some
with whom you became very close. What a remarkable experience that
was. One of your bio sisters looked and sounded just like you. She was
named Ellie, a fact you found screamingly funny.
- But then as we got older and our kids married, you began to not
answer my emails until after a year your husband finally did. He just
said “Liz passed away last year.” He would not tell me how or when or
why and would not return my calls or emails and I hate him for that
Lizzie, I do. I know you suffered so much from diabetes and you didn’t
pay enough attention to that---is that what killed you my dear friend?
lc
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